i need to go get my meds but i really don’t want to see anybody right now
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan
"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"
good. stay the hell away from me.